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They calls him Whisky Pete and he dances for nickels. He used to an able bodied sailor with an eye for rum and a tongue that long tasted the islands but a jib boom caught him square on his mizzen and salted his sillies soft. Now he hears an accordion or a fiddle or even stones rattling in a box and commences to jigging hard and clogging loud and then... Nickels. All for small beer six on the seven, and the collection plate for the Good Lord on the seventh who, having no nickels before, never bade him duck.