Client Review on Localist Corporation

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Localist is the best there is. Full stop. Whenever I create an event it's as if I finished first place on the course Rainbow Road in Mario Kart 64. When I log in to manage and verify events it's as if each entry is a scoop of Häagen-Dazs ice cream. Editing events is like being handed a hundred dollar bill from a stranger. And their customer service support is like being pushed on a tire swing by Tom Hanks. What I'm trying to say is: If you like Mario Kart, ice cream, hundred dollar bills, and Tom Hanks, then you're going to LOVE Localist.